
The One Big Beautiful Bill passed in the US Senate on Tuesday. The final vote was 51-50, with Vice President JD Vance casting the tiebreaker. Elon Musk, the Little Rocket Boy, was hardest hit. Musk had been throwing a schizophrenic hissy fit all week because the One Big Beautiful Bill—OBBB—(Republicans need to get better at acronyms) eliminates Joe Biden’s EV mandates for… well, for Elon Musk. He’s threatening to start a third party to destroy all Republicans who voted for the OBBB.
But first, let’s talk about the bill. I vented about this bill quite a bit when it first passed the House. There was some bad stuff in it and a lot of pork. Most of the obnoxious items, like the land grab, were taken out of the version that just passed the Senate. If you read the bill, you’ll find that there’s a lot more to like in it than there is to dislike.
Most of the bill contains line items that President Donald Trump campaigned on. We voted for this.
Is the bill beautiful?
Ehhh…
Maybe… if you have a couple of glasses of wine and get her in some nice lighting… possibly a 7?
So no, it ain’t truly beautiful. But it does contain most of the amazing things that Donald Trump campaigned on.
Three Republican defectors voted against it: Thom Tillis, Susan Collins, and that taxpayer-funded social media influencer from Kentucky who never actually accomplishes anything in the Senate (Rand Paul).
Guess who came through in the clutch? Lisa Murkowski from Alaska! Who had THAT on their bingo card? She could have voted “No” and tanked Donald Trump’s second term.
Look, I’ve known Lisa for more than 20 years. I’ll never understand the midlife crisis that Donald Trump triggered in her in 2016 (and I’ll never ask). But this was a clutch moment for her. Credit where credit is due.
With that vote, Lisa Murkowski has officially done more to advance Donald Trump’s second-term agenda than Elon Musk. (LOL!)
How do you like them apples, Elon? Lisa Murkowski is more MAGA than you, Little Rocket Boy!
Elon threw himself into such an Asperger’s spiral this week that he was tweeting nonsense like, “But the debt ceiling!”
The debt ceiling? What do I care about the debt ceiling?
The history books right now claim that Operation Barbarossa was the “largest invasion in history.” Nazi Germany launched 3.8 million soldiers into the Soviet Union in 1941. We just went through a foreign invasion that was FIVE TIMES LARGER than that under Joe Biden.
A couple of weeks ago, there were Mexican terrorists lighting cars on fire, waving Mexican flags on American soil, and chanting “Death to America” an hour south of me in Los Angeles. What do I care about the effing debt ceiling? We have a demographic crisis to solve right now—which the OBBB does—and you’re butthurt about the debt ceiling?
“Well, I’m going to start a third party and call it the ‘America Party’ and I’m going to primary everyone who voted for the bill!”
Okay, Elon. Way to read the room.
I honestly hope that Elon does try to start a third party. It would be kind of hilarious. Who would join it? Bill Kristol and the rest of the Never Trumpers? They might also peel off a few libertarian Redditor incels who worship Elon. And we will mock them mercilessly every step of the way. Hope you dorks are ready to get stuffed in a locker again!
It would also be funny if Elon keeps mouthing off until he gets himself deported. Tom Homan could stick him on a plane to Uganda with that commie running for mayor of New York City. President Trump ripped into Elon on Tuesday and hinted that he would “take a look at it” (the possibility of deporting him).
Trump is likely reveling in Elon’s meltdown right now. It makes for awesome headlines because they’re fighting, and the media has no idea how to cover it. Good times.
This is a very good day and a good week for America. The Fourth of July is just around the corner, and President Trump’s second-term agenda was just passed in the Senate. It’s time to rock and roll!