The World Health Organization — the same crack team that spent 2020 telling us COVID definitely wasn’t airborne while China welded apartment doors shut — has released video content targeting children as young as four years old that includes instruction on masturbation. Because apparently the WHO looked at their to-do list and said, “You know what’s more important than preparing for the next pandemic? Kindergartners and self-discovery.”

Let that sink in. An international health agency funded by your tax dollars thinks children aged 0 to 4 “must learn about masturbation and develop an interest in their own and others’ bodies.” That’s not me editorializing. That’s from the WHO’s own “Standards for Sexuality Education in Europe.” Word for word.

According to 100 Percent Fed Up, the WHO guidelines — developed in partnership with the Rutgers Foundation, which operates in 27 nations and is funded by Bill Gates and Planned Parenthood — lay out a full curriculum organized by age bracket. Ages 0-4 get the masturbation module. Ages 4-6 get to build on that foundation. And by ages 6-9, children should “learn about sexual intercourse” and “online pornography.” For nine-year-olds. Kids who still believe in the Tooth Fairy are supposed to be getting briefed on internet porn.

The whole framework is spelled out in a UN companion document called “International Technical Guidance on Sexual Education,” which states on page 16 that “it aims to equip children… to develop sexual relationships.” Page 17 doubles down, explaining that “these skills can help children form relationships with… sexual partners.” We’re talking about children who can’t tie their shoes yet.

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President Trump, to his eternal credit, already pulled the United States out of the WHO — and stories like this are exactly why. We were bankrolling an organization that can’t manage a disease outbreak but has plenty of bandwidth to produce slickly packaged videos asking little kids, and I quote from the reported content, “Do you ever play with your d*ck?” followed by “Yes, and how does that feel?” This is a woman on camera interviewing young children. If any individual person did this, they’d be on a registry. When the WHO does it, they call it “age-appropriate education.”

And before anyone says this is just a European problem that doesn’t affect us — think again. We’ve already seen the spillover. A teacher at El Dorado High School in Placentia, California was caught on video giving explicit sexual instruction to students, telling them “you don’t have to go inside the booty hole, you can actually just push on the seam” and directing kids to buy items at Target in the tampons and pads section. This was enabled by the California Healthy Youth Act of 2019, rubber-stamped by the California Board of Education and their Instructional Quality Commission.

The pipeline is WHO to UN to state-level curriculum boards to your kid’s classroom. That’s not a conspiracy theory. That’s a documented paper trail with named organizations and published guidelines.

Here’s what drives me nuts. We spent years being told to “trust the science” and “listen to the experts” by the same people who now want to explain orgasms to first graders. The WHO couldn’t figure out that a virus spreading through the air was spreading through the air, but they’ve got a fully developed, multi-age-bracket sexual education program for children who still need help reaching the sink.

Every parent in America should be furious. Every taxpayer who ever sent a dime to the WHO should be demanding receipts. And every politician who wants to rejoin the WHO should be asked one simple question: Do you support teaching four-year-olds about masturbation with your constituents’ money?

I already know the answer. They just don’t want to say it out loud.