Two ISIS-inspired terrorists tried to blow up a crowd of protesters in New York City last weekend with homemade TATP bombs — the same explosive used in the Paris attacks and the Manchester Arena bombing. CNN’s take? The suspects were just “two Pennsylvania teenagers” who came to the city for “what could’ve been a normal day enjoying the city during abnormally warm weather.”

Right. A perfectly normal day. Pack the sunscreen, grab the IEDs, pledge allegiance to the Islamic State. Standard Saturday.

Emir Balat, 18, and Ibrahim Kayumi, 19, traveled from Bucks County, Pennsylvania, to a protest outside New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s home. According to the federal complaint, Balat wrote out a sworn allegiance to ISIS and told investigators he wanted an attack “bigger than the Boston Marathon bombing,” which he noted resulted in “only three deaths.”

Only three deaths wasn’t enough for this guy. And CNN described his day as one that “would drastically change.” Yeah — from aspiring mass murderer to federal inmate. Quite the plot twist.

The internet did what the internet does. CNN eventually deleted the post and issued a statement admitting it “failed to reflect the gravity of the incident thereby breaching the editorial standards we require for all our reporting.”

Translation: we got pantsed in front of the entire country and now we’re pretending we have standards.

'AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE': CNN Blasted for Downplaying NYC Terrorists as 'Pennsylvania Teenagers' — 'The Worst Post Ever'https://t.co/0NzNuxYSnk

— Sean Hannity 🇺🇸 (@seanhannity) March 10, 2026

But one catastrophic humiliation per day apparently wasn’t enough for CNN’s overachievers.

That same evening, host Abby Phillip teased a segment: “Up next, two Republicans say Muslims don’t belong here after an attempted terror attack against New York’s mayor, Zohran Mamdani.”

One tiny problem. The bombs weren’t thrown at Mamdani. They were thrown at the anti-Islam protesters. The ISIS guys were trying to kill the people exercising their First Amendment rights — not the Muslim mayor. Phillip completely reversed who was attacking whom.

CNN starts the day yesterday with the now-deleted “two teenagers” post —

— then rounds out the evening with Abby Phillip claiming there was “an attempted terror attack against New York's mayor Zohran Mamdani."

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— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) March 11, 2026

CNN panelist Ana Navarro repeated the same lie. Republican panelist Joe Borelli had to correct them both on live television: “The attack wasn’t on Mayor Mamdani. It was attacking protesters, people protesting Mamdani.”

When the conservative guest has to explain to the host and the panelist who actually got bombed, your editorial meeting needs a wellness check.

Phillip later posted on X: “That wording was inaccurate and I didn’t catch it ahead of time. I apologize for the error.”

She didn’t catch it. She’s a news anchor. Catching things ahead of time is literally the gig. That’s like a weatherman apologizing for not noticing the hurricane.

The Daily Wire called it a “one-two punch.” Breitbart’s John Nolte called the original post “ISIS fanfic.” Both descriptions are accurate. CNN managed to whitewash a terrorist attack AND lie about the target of that attack in a single calendar day. Even by CNN standards, that’s impressive.

The actual story beneath all this is horrifying. The TATP explosive these two used is nicknamed the “Mother of Satan” — it’s been linked to terrorist attacks that killed hundreds. Balat shouted “Allahu Akbar” while throwing the device. They both pledged allegiance to ISIS. The protest organizer, Jake Lang, literally brought a cooked pig to the demonstration. (Subtle, Jake. Real subtle.)

And CNN looked at all of that — the ISIS pledges, the TATP, the “bigger than Boston Marathon” ambitions — and their first instinct was to write a human interest piece about two teens on a nice spring outing.

CNN’s little one-two punch isn’t a one-off. It’s a pattern, and the pattern has a body count — measured in viewers.

Remember when CNN reported in 2017 that Trump’s campaign got early access to WikiLeaks documents? They claimed the email was dated September 4th. The Washington Post obtained the actual email. The date was September 14th — after WikiLeaks had already published everything publicly. Three CNN journalists “resigned.” The network issued a correction. And absolutely nothing changed.

The cycle never changes: publish something that protects the preferred storyline, get caught, delete, issue a statement about “editorial standards,” repeat in three months. It’s Groundhog Day with a chyron.

But here’s what’s different now — the audience has figured it out, and they’re leaving. CNN’s primetime viewership has nosedived from 1.3 million in 2016 to 573,000 in 2025. (For context, that’s fewer people than attend an average college football game.) Their 25-54 demo — the only number advertisers care about — is down to 102,000 in primetime. They hacked 200 jobs in January 2025 and they’re torching $70 million on a “digital transformation” that so far has produced zero transformation and several hundred termination letters.

You want to know what’s NOT in the digital transformation playbook? Getting caught writing terrorist fan fiction and then lying about who got bombed on the same day. That’s not a pivot — that’s a faceplant.

Mark my words — CNN’s correction cycle is now faster than their actual news cycle. They posted the whitewash, deleted it, and then Abby Phillip made it worse, all within about eight hours. Next time (and there will be a next time), the ratio will happen in minutes and the apology will come before the segment even finishes airing. They’re not learning. They’re just getting caught faster.

Every one of these incidents becomes another screenshot in the receipts folder. Every deleted tweet becomes a meme. Every “I apologize for the error” becomes ammunition for the group chat. And every shared screenshot drives another chunk of their already-microscopic audience out the door. CNN isn’t being killed by Fox News or by Trump. They’re being killed by their own reflex to fictionalize the news when the facts don’t fit the narrative.

At 573,000 viewers and dropping, they’re about three more “editorial standards breaches” from being outdrawn by the average cat video on YouTube. And honestly? The cat would probably do a better job telling you who got bombed.