Get woke, go broke! The Salvation Army will have its volunteer bell ringers in front of stores between now and Christmas Eve, as the charitable organization and Christian church has done for more than a century. But the Salvation Army wants more than just your spare change in the kettle this year, if you are a white donor. If you’re white, the Salvation Army demands that you also issue a “sincere apology” for being such a damn dirty racist pig, which is what the Salvation Army says all white people are by default.

Like so many other institutional fixtures in our society, the Salvation Army has now been coopted by the same communists running Black Lives Matter, Antifa and the Democrat Party.

How did this happen? The Salvation Army’s board of directors includes Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and Chick Fil A Foundation President Rodney Bullard. Both of those individuals are “all in” on the Black Lives Matter agenda. The NFL with guys like Jerry Jones running the teams has everyone “taking a knee” for the real national anthem, and treasonously performing something called the “Black National Anthem” before every game. And the Chick Fil A guy announced that he was going to use his privilege to help stamp out racism in America after George Floyd died of a fentanyl overdose in Minneapolis in 2020.

The intrepid board of directors of the Salvation Army actually launched a group last year called the “International Social Justice Commission.” The Social Justice Commission has created new training materials and resources for all Salvation Army members, employees and volunteers. And by “created,” I mean they pretty much copied the work of race hustlers Robin DeAngelo and Ibram X. Kendi (real name Henry Rogers). The resource is called, “Let’s Talk About Racism,” which is a misleading title because it doesn’t even talk about the Democrat Party.

One of the main findings of the geniuses who put “Let’s Talk About Racism” together is that Christianity is institutionally racist. Apparently, these idiots are unaware of the thousands of black pastors and churches in America, which continue to be quite prosperous and do a lot of good works in their communities.

The racism resource demands that white donors to the Salvation Army must offer a “sincere apology” to black people. Why? Because according to the Salvation Army, all white people have been “antagonistic to black people or the culture, values and interests of the black community.” (To which I sarcastically reply, “Hogwash! ‘Purple Rain’ by Prince is one of my favorite albums!”)

Here’s a choice quote from “Let’s Talk About Racism:”

“Racism is very real for our brothers and sisters who are refused jobs and housing, denied basic rights and brutalized and oppressed simply because of the color of their skin.”

What country are these people even talking about? Who is being brutalized and oppressed because of their skin color in America these days? If anything, the neo-racism of all of the social justice commies is directed toward heterosexual white males.

The Salvation Army has also issued a companion study guide for its employees to go along with their “Let’s Talk About Racism” curriculum. It’s helpfully titled, “Study Guide on Racism.” And the study guide is even worse, if that’s possible. It explains that all white people are hopelessly racist against blacks – and many of us white folks are also so stupid that we don’t even realize how racist we are against blacks.

The Salvation Army’s attack on its own founding faith continues by identifying one of the worst culprits: Sunday school curriculum. Right. Veggie Tales cartoons and stories about David and Goliath or Noah and the big fish are now declared racist, by an organization that was founded in the 1860s as a Christian church.

So, another cultural institution in America has now been completely overrun and coopted by the communists. This is why conservative and Christian organizations must begin actively discriminating against anyone who identifies themselves as a Democrat or a progressive. Some on the right will bleat, “Oh, but discrimination is wrong!” They discriminate actively against us for our political beliefs. Try wearing a MAGA hat to your interview at Disney and tell us how it goes. Why shouldn’t we treat progressives and Democrats with the same amount of political zeal that they apply to us?

Once they infest an institution, it’s only a matter of time before that institution is completely destroyed. And mark my words: The Salvation Army is toast after this. Their donations will plummet once the bell ringers start demanding that white donors apologize for their racism. And that will be the beginning of the end of another Christian organization that has done more good for the black community than BLM ever will.