“Uh… okay… sorry, um… let me see here. Oh, here it is. Ms. Kim!”

That was a mostly exact quote from Joe Biden’s completely fake first press conference, 65 days into his bumbling “administration.” I might have left a few “uhs” and “ums” out. Although Joe Biden managed to last about an hour for this fantasy event, he did wander away from the podium at one point. That must have made his handlers soil their dungarees for a moment.

I tried to sit through the whole thing, but it was all too infuriating, especially when the snake that Joe Biden has always been reared its ugly head and issued a blood libel against America’s real president, Donald Trump.

Make no mistake about it: This was a scripted event, as so many Biden events have been during his first 65 days in office. A quick browse through YouTube will pull up many of Biden’s “appearances” that were actually shoddy greenscreen productions. There are videos of Biden’s hand disappearing through what looks like reporters’ microphones as he recites lines in answer to a scripted question. In other videos where he appears to be greeting people in the hallways of the White House, the top of his head disappears.

You’ve probably seen similar glitches all the time when watching the weatherman on your local TV station. Last week there was a “live” event in the Rose Garden at the White House, where Biden, Kamala Harris, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi were speaking to a crowd. But during the “live” event, a YouTuber climbed on the roof of his building where he had a clear view of the Rose Garden. There was no one there.

Don’t think for a moment that this ridiculous press conference was real. At one point, Biden held his notes up and showed them to reporters in the room so that they would know what order he’d be calling on them for their questions. The handful of reporters allowed in the room with him were socially distanced, in order to reduce the number of questions Biden would be asked.

I guarantee the reporters were all handpicked by the White House Press Secretary, Circle-Back Psaki. There was not a single challenging follow-up question. Nor were any of the initial questions in any way challenging. There were few if any real journalists allowed in the room. Peter Doocy of Fox News was there, but Biden completely snubbed him and didn’t allow him to ask questions.

The lies that Joe Biden told about President Trump were just too much for me to stomach. Biden stood there and stated for the cameras that Donald Trump turned away migrant children at the border and allowed them to starve TO DEATH in Mexico. That is such an insane, reckless and dangerously psychotic statement that I can’t even.

None of the “reporters” in the room even blinked when he said it. No one asked Joe Biden a follow-up question as he blood libeled President Donald Trump. I had a follow-up question to that statement. Here’s what I would have asked:

“Excuse me, Mr. President. You just stated that President Trump turned migrant children away at the border and allowed them to starve TO DEATH in Mexico. Since this seems like something that would have been a newsworthy event if it had really happened, can you provide evidence to support that claim? And I’ll set the bar really low: Can you provide the name of just ONE child that starved to death in Mexico as a result of Donald Trump’s heartless cruelty toward them?”

I’m just going to go out on a limb here and say it: Joe Biden is a liar and a dirty snake. Donald Trump never starved any kids to death in Mexico.

Biden then stated, in another outrageous lie, that Trump’s wildly successful “Remain in Mexico” policy forced migrants to live in “muddy conditions” on the Mexican side of the border. That is a bald-faced lie. Mexico was housing the illegals, at great public expense to Mexican taxpayers. That was the point. When Trump made illegal immigration painful to the Mexican government, the Mexican government was incentivized to police its own southern border!

You might be tempted to feel sorry for Joe Biden because of his declining mental condition. The guy can’t even navigate stairs these days. But the same evil snake is still lurking in there somewhere behind his dead, black eyes. And he’s just as dangerous and reckless for the country as he always has been. He just accused Donald Trump of killing migrant children.

That’s the sort of nutty statement that could drive an imbalanced Syrian refugee to shoot up a grocery store. Sorry – too soon?