We all started laughing a couple of weeks ago when there were rumors that Joe Biden was going to restart construction of the Big and Beautiful Trump Wall on the southern border. But it turns out it’s true! Filthy racist Joe Biden is finishing a section of racist wall in the Rio Grande Valley to keep the brown people out because his own insecurities make him fear being replaced by brown people or something. (That’s how these rules work, right?) Not that we should trust his motives.

Only a sadist could have come up with the current child abuse system that the Biden regime is operating on our southern border, in conjunction with the drug cartels. DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas says that the Biden regime is admitting all child migrant arrivals into the US due to an abundance of “compassion.” Because what could be more compassionate than stuffing 20,000 kids into a tent with tinfoil blankets and forcing them to poop in plastic grocery store bags?

The Trump administration was automatically deporting all child arrivals back to their parents overseas, which seemed more compassionate in my skeptical mind. Due to Trump’s policies, child arrivals had trickled down to near zero by the time he left office. Now the unaccompanied child arrivals have skyrocketed by something like 57,000%.

There is such an incredible flood of unaccompanied minors that the regime has asked state foster care systems to kick American foster kids out, to make room for the foreign kids. There are so many foreign children being held in the Biden concentration camps now that they’ve lost track of how many there are. The government can’t count them. It’s been weeks since the last time they gave us an accurate number.

As for adult illegal alien arrivals, Mayorkas’ answer is even more hilarious. “The border is closed,” he declared this week.

From October 2020 through January 2020, the Trump administration allowed just 32,000 people to cross the border, after determining that they legitimately fit the dictionary definition of “refugees.” Between February and May 11, Mayorkas and DHS have allowed 156,000 total illegal alien adults and families into the US. That’s five times as many people – in 25% less time.

This is a “closed” border according to the Biden team of liars.

From the Darien Gap in Panama all the way up to the US-Mexico border, the drug cartels are giving birth control to little girls as young as 8 or 9. Let it sink in for a moment that Team Biden was warned by the Border Patrol that their open-border police would create a humanitarian crisis like this. After adults pay the cartels to escort them through Mexico to the border, they can buy children from the cartels in order to make it look like they are a “family unit” (and therefore won’t be deported by Joe Biden). You can buy a kid on the Mexico side of the border for as little as $84 US dollars right now, according to Sen. Ron Johnson (R-MN).

Yet Mayorkas told a Senate committee this week, “We are enforcing the laws in a smart and effective way.”

Uh huh. It’s just occurred to me that perhaps Alejandro Mayorkas is an idiot.

Meanwhile, as Team Biden publicly proclaims that the border is “closed,” they have quietly sent in the Army Corps of Engineers to finish building an uncompleted 13-mile stretch of Big and Beautiful Trump Border Wall in the Rio Grande Valley. That’s probably not going to do much in the grand scheme of things, but it will be 13 fewer miles to be built when the Trump-DeSantis administration takes over in 2025.

It’s easy to laugh and point our fingers at Joe Biden for adding a nice section to the Trump Wall, but it appears that something else is going on here. Could it be that Biden is sealing off that section simply to funnel the hordes into processing centers? If they slip through an un-walled section of the border, Biden can’t register them to vote as Democrats. That’s what it looks like he’s doing.