After Kamala Harris held another fizzled-out rally in Michigan on Saturday, she and Governor Crazy-Eyes (Gretchen Whitmer) headed straight for the bar. As the two sorority girls were sitting there getting drunk, the media was crowded in and standing just feet away from them. Every reporter was probably thinking, “Yes! This will make her seem relatable and human and will sucker lots more people into voting for her!” Unfortunately for Kamala, their microphones were on.

Kammy was dishing to Big Gretch about how the boys just don’t like her—especially the young black and Hispanic boys. The latest polling from GenForward shows that 25% of young black men are voting for Trump in early voting and 44% of young Hispanic men. That’s a political earthquake, by the way, but we won’t bore you with the details.

This was the same day that Muslim leaders in Michigan endorsed Donald Trump as the peace candidate. Polls show Trump now enjoys 59% support among Muslim voters in Michigan.

Anyway, Kammy told Big Gretch, “We need to move ground among men” in an acknowledgment that she’s not doing well in that demographic. That’s when she realized all those cameras and microphones were just inches away from her.

“Oh, we have microphones listening to everything,” blurted Kammy. “I didn’t realize that!”

“We just told all the family secrets!” she continued. “Oh sh*t!”

It was very presidential. Okay, not really.

This came after the Friday disaster in which Kammy duped her poor supporters for the second time with a Beyonce hoax. The same day that Donald Trump sat down for his epic podcast conversation with Joe Rogan (50 million views and counting), Kammy also held a rally in Texas. The media spent the entire week claiming that Beyonce or Bouncy or whatever her name is was going to perform for the crowd.

Naturally, Kammy’s supporters fell for that BS. Again!

Bouncy came out and delivered a 4-minute speech to introduce Kammy. Amber Rose quickly noted on social media that Bouncy’s speech was a word-for-word copy of the speech that she delivered for Donald Trump at the RNC convention in July. Democrats are big on plagiarism these days.

Bouncy then walked off and when Kammy took the microphone, her supporters yelled at her for a minute straight in disappointment. Once again, they had been promised a performance by Bouncy to lure them into coming to a Kammy rally and it was all BS.

How many times are these people going to let Kammy kick dirt in their faces and treat them like this? If Donald Trump promised his supporters a free concert at one of his rallies, we’d get a free concert and you can take that to the bank. Promises made, promises kept! All those people disappointed that they didn’t get a free Bouncy concert should vote for Trump.

The funniest thing to happen over the weekend was when one of Joe Biden’s staffers started leaking about internal conversations inside the White House. Everyone inside the Biden White House is despondent right now because they know they’re all getting fired in three months no matter what happens in the election.

Joe Biden bragged to multiple advisors last week that the election is “dead and buried.” He deliberately chose Kammy to succeed him as the nominee because she is an “innate sucker” who has been “too credulous from the starting line.” Biden also slammed Kammy’s campaign schedule compared to Donald Trump’s, noting that she is “stupid, not just lazy.”

Biden also refers to Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and the others who forced him out of the race as “suckers” and “jackasses.”

Drunk Kammy is Joe Biden’s revenge on the people who subverted democracy and forced him out of the race. Out of all the Democrats who possibly could have replaced him if they had held an open DNC convention in August, Joe Biden instead anointed the dumbest, most unlikeable, and most incapable person on the list.

Kammy doesn’t realize it, but Big Gretch doesn’t actually like her or want her to win, either. Big Gretch would have been near the top of the list of candidates to replace Biden after they subverted democracy to get rid of him.

Joe Biden is right. Kammy is an “innate sucker.” She doesn’t even realize that Big Gretch wants the distinction of becoming America’s first woman president in 2028.