I don’t know about you, but I’m really distressed about all the overweight, blue-haired weirdoes with face piercings and daddy issues announcing that they’re going on a sex strike because of Roe v. Wade. Oh, no! Anything but that!

There are massive signs this past week that we’re not just headed toward a red wave this November – but an Ultra MAGA Red Wave of epic proportions. That’s right, libs. We’re going to burn your whole world down and there’s nothing you can do to stop us, and it is entirely your own fault.

Here’s the problem, libs. Our side is very much a “live and let live” sort that tolerated you for years as a legitimate part of the political process here in America. We assumed that your wacky “socialism lite” policies were bad and crazy, but we didn’t assume that you actually had evil intent toward us and our children. We were wrong about you.

You had evil intent toward us, and toward our kids, and toward the country. There was a time not too many years ago when a Republican and a Democrat could sit down together and have lunch and talk to each other. Hell, Republicans used to be able to marry Democrats and it was no big deal other than the occasional awkward fistfight with an in-law at Thanksgiving. But not anymore! You ruined all of that, libs. And now you’re gonna pay.

People are so fed up with your woketardery and communism that they’re abandoning the Democrat Party in droves. Analysis this week shows that 1 million Democrat voters have switched their party registration to Republican in the past year. Remember the last time when that happened? Oh, right. That’s never happened before. But it’s happening now, because everyone HATES you.

We hate your critical race theory BS in every classroom across the country. We hate your LGBTQAI+AirForce insistence that you urgently need to talk about the weirdness of your weekend with our five-year-old kids. We hate the two-tiered justice system in which the FBI raids our side with machine guns drawn and arrests us, while letting Hunter Biden smoke crack and molest children ON CAMERA without you doing anything about it.

The inherent problem with a live-and-let-live system is that it has to go both ways. You’re trying to force us to accept drag queens in thongs twerking in front of our kids, and you want to force us to think it’s okay when you confuse young children about their gender. That’s not a “live and let live” way to leave us alone.

And now that we have a solid 6-3 majority on the Supreme Court, guess what? They’ve got a can of gasoline and a book of matches – and they’ve got you in their sights. And we’re all going to point and laugh as our Ultra MAGA Supreme Court burns your entire world to the ground.

It didn’t have to be this way. All you had to do was leave us alone, the same way that we left you alone. We’ve accepted some fairly draconian anti-gun laws without starting a revolution, for example. But you just keep pushing and demanding more and more gun control, with “red flag” laws being the latest boondoggle. Guess what? We’re not accepting that anymore, either.

We tried to warn you that you were going too far when we elected Donald Trump. You could have backed down then and left us alone. But you didn’t. You pushed and prodded and provoked and now we’ve got suburban housewives who’ve never been interested in politics in their entire lives taking control of school boards. That’s your fault, libs.

And we haven’t even begun to fight. You awakened the sleeping giant that’s always been there in America: The ordinary middle-class people that just wanted to be left alone. So that’s it. We’re burning it all down. But when we do it, we’re not just going to smash the windows in a Starbucks and set a dumpster on fire and pretend we’re rioting. We’re going to wreck entire systems that you put in place. We’re going to make the rubble bounce and salt the earth. Go ahead and riot because of Roe v. Wade and set cities on fire. When you see what normal people have in store for you, you’ll long for the days when you used to just leave us all alone.