California Governor Gavin Newsom has finally admitted that he’s giving “serious thought” to running for president in 2028. He hasn’t exactly kept this a deeply buried secret. Newsom lusts for power with such an indecency that if the presidency were a small child, he’d be trying to lure it into his panel van with pictures of a lost puppy right now.

We know he’s running with certainty because Newsom has recently embarked on that time-honored Democrat Party tradition: lying about his humble origins as an underprivileged urchin. Gavin Newsom is from the streets, yo!

We’re still three years away from the 2028 presidential election. None of the candidates will throw their hats in the ring “officially” until after the 2026 midterms. But Gavin Newsom is ready to start now, so he’s already telling whoppers that would put Joe Biden’s old nemesis Corn Pop to shame.

In a podcast this week, Newsom claimed that he grew up as a young “street hustla,” and that he had to subsist on stacks of Wonder Bread and mac & cheese when he was a kid:

Gavin Newsom, the pampered son of an elite lawyer, explains that he "raised himself" as a street hustla subsisting on Mac N' Cheese: "That's how I grew up, bro." pic.twitter.com/hw0JoscXCU

— Armageddon Prose (@ArmageddonProse) October 26, 2025

The amazing thing is that none of the podcast hosts push back against this obvious, sociopathic lie that Newsom is telling.

Gavin Newsom is the son of William Alfred Newsom III, a former circuit court judge and the former attorney for Getty Oil. He was Nancy Pelosi’s nephew by marriage in the 1970s, and he used to pal around with the Getty children.

Here’s street hustla Gavin, hangin’ with his homies in a feature story that ran in the San Francisco Chronicle in 1991, titled, “Children of the Rich”:

. @GavinNewsom out here talking about growing up tough with “wonder bread and Mac & Cheese, playing basketball alone”

Also Gavin: Posing for an actual “children of the rich photo” pic.twitter.com/JaQfTJoYJB

— The Older Millennial (@teameffujoe) October 26, 2025

Yo, G!

The only mac & cheese that Gavin Newsom has likely ever eaten is on the 9-course tasting menu at the French Laundry. Remember that? The French Laundry was the gourmet restaurant where “Hair Gel Hitler” took his friends to eat during COVID, while he had all the little people in his state locked down and wouldn’t let them go outdoors.

They don’t serve Kraft mac & cheese at the French Laundry, if you’re wondering. It comes with imported truffles, caviar, a Wagyu steak, and wine pairings. Total price for street hustla Gavin’s mac & cheese: $925 per person before tax, drinks, and fees.

Why do so many Democrat politicians shamelessly lie like this? Do their voters actually believe the mountains of BS that they try to feed them when they’re running for office?

The media pretends to believe them as well, which is kind of creepy.

Kamala Harris grew up in the wealthiest neighborhood in all of Canada, in Montreal, Quebec. But she has fond memories of working at McDonald’s and washing collared greens in the bathtub!

“Working class” Joe Biden used a length of chain to make the baddest dude at the swimming pool, Corn Pop, back down. Plus, he was a long-haul trucker and a college professor, and he grew up in a synagogue.

Hillary Clinton in a black church: “I ain’t feel no wayz taaaaawherrred!”

The media swooned when Zohran Mamdani, the Communist who is about to become the next mayor of New York City, released a video of himself eating rice with his hands. Which is disgusting, by the way. Just look at him showcasing his humble origins, rooting around in a pot of rice like a pig that’s never seen utensils!

Communists always do this. They pretend to come from the poor class, when in fact they’re all upper-middle-class or rich kids. They feed on class envy to destroy nations. Pol Pot, Vladimir Lenin, Fidel Castro, Che Guevara, Ho Chi Minh, and the rest of history’s biggest monsters all pretended to have humble origins. And it always leads to misery and a huge death toll.

Yes, it’s funny to us that Gavin Newsom is running around claiming that he’s from the streets and he grew up eating stacks of Wonder Bread. But no one should underestimate how dangerous Newsom and similarly “truth-impaired” Democrats are.

When he was Mayor of San Francisco, Newsom became the first political leader in the United States to provide universal “free” health care to illegal aliens. He’ll do the same nationally, and much worse, if he ever ends up in the White House.