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Oh No! Media Geniuses Have Cracked Our Secret “Let’s Go Brandon” Code!

We have sad news to report, comrades. We’ve had a setback in the war. These things happen. Losses. Casualties. Setbacks. But this has been a big one. How do we break this to everyone gently? The Enemy of the People media have somehow manage to crack our secret, unbreakable “Let’s Go Brandon” code.

How did they break it so quickly? Maybe they had help from a supercomputer in China. Or Mark Zuckerberg wrote a new algorithm. Who knows? But one thing is certain: The establishment has now made it clear that people will be PUNISHED because of “Let’s Go Brandon.”

I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry the other day when some poor, dumb reporter at the Associated Press named Colleen Long wrote a lengthy exposé on “Let’s Go Brandon?” Was she joking? Could she really be that dumb?

That AP article was published on Saturday. They beat NPR to the punch! It turns out that the taxpayer-funded National Public Radio had been conducting a parallel investigation into what the “Let’s Go Brandon” code really means. That report was published on Sunday.

This prompted me to think, “Yes. They… They really are that dumb.”

 

It took them three whole weeks of toiling in a basement somewhere, but the code-crackers in the media cracked our unbreakable code! If you’re reading this, then I already know that I don’t have to explain “Let’s Go Brandon” to you. Just like I don’t have to explain what it means whenever I reference the “F. Joe Biden administration.” That’s because you’re on the team.

But these media geniuses took three entire weeks of Americans chanting “Let’s Go Brandon” at major sporting events to figure it out. The beauty of the “Let’s Go Brandon” phenomenon is that it’s a sick burn on both F. Joe Biden and the media at the same time. Plus, there’s nothing vulgar about it, so a school bus full of kids can chant it without getting in trouble. At least for now. That may change soon. The mainstream media has decided that “Let’s Go Brandon” is, in fact, vulgar. It’s upsetting all the norms and traditions. It’s probably an insurrection code word.

A Southwest Airlines pilot made his signoff at the end of a flight the other day. It was the usual, “Thanks for flying with us, yadda-yadda-yadda, Let’s Go Brandon.” And now the media is freaking out. How dare he insert a political joke into a loudspeaker announcement after he safely landed the plane on the ground?!

How ironic is that? The left inserts its politics into literally every area of life. Toddlers are fed leftist politics on Sesame Street. Kids get leftist politics in their curriculum from the first day of kindergarten until they graduate. You can’t watch a pro sports game without the pampered millionaire athletes taking a knee. It’s everywhere.

But a pilot makes a joke on a loudspeaker in a non-public area that goes against leftist politics? Nope. Not allowed. He must be hunted down and destroyed.

Prediction: We’ll all know the name of this pilot and what his face looks like before the end of the week. Not only will Southwest Airlines fire that patriot, but he’ll also be doxed and labeled a public menace on CNN.

And of course the media is telling us that “Let’s Go Brandon” is vulgar. They’re wringing their bowties and shouting, “Well, I never!”

This is from the same media that used to waive the obscenity rules for news programs whenever some leftist hack said something vulgar about Donald Trump. Remember the time when CNN used the word “s**thole” on the air approximately 400 times because of a rumor that Donald Trump had said immigrants come from “s**thole countries?” Or the time when they refused to bleep that hack Robert DeNiro’s “F— Trump” speech at that awards ceremony no one watched?

Yeah, those same code-cracker geniuses now insist that “Let’s Go Brandon” is actually a vulgarity that no good citizen would ever utter. Which makes us all want to cheer “Let’s Go Brandon” even louder. If they think “Let’s Go Brandon” is bad, I can’t wait for them to learn about PoopGate at the Vatican!


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