Dog-haters are servants of evil who should be wholly condemned and chased down the street and out of town by pitchfork-wielding dog-appreciators. This is a combination of Science and Aristotelean logic: Good people love dogs; evil people hate dogs; since Joe Biden demonstrably hates dogs, Joe Biden is therefore evil and a proven servant of darkness.

In June of this year, the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) under Joe Biden’s direction banned the importation of dogs from countries that don’t have robust rabies vaccination programs. What’s the big deal about this? Shouldn’t we prevent dogs with rabies from being imported into the country? If you wonder about these questions, you haven’t been paying attention for the past few decades.

This new dog-hating rule from the Biden administration will condemn more than 1 million dogs per year to die in communist countries like China. America as of 2019 used to import 1.06 million dogs every year from overseas and from Mexico and Canada.

If we have to import more than a million dogs-per-year in order to meet the demand for dogs as pets in the USA, then we are obviously spaying and neutering too many dogs.

Joe Biden’s order to stop the importation of dogs from foreign sources condemns most of those animals to die in “wet markets” like the one in Wuhan, China. Although Wuhan’s wet market is internationally renowned for selling the “most delectable porcupine anuses in the world,” and the amazing pangolin testicles that were initially blamed for COVID, it also kills tens of thousands of dogs for meat every year as well. Those dogs are clubbed to death in a brutal 15-minute process that sometimes requires dozens of blows, before their corpses are sold as food to communists.

Tucker Carlson did a quick segment on Joe Biden’s ban on the importation of dogs on his show this week. For all of his faults, Tucker Carlson is a dog lover and therefore an American patriot. As Carlson reported, only four (4) dogs imported from out of the country in the past six years have tested positive for rabies. Yet the CDC under Joe Biden’s direction has condemned 1 million dogs to horrible deaths because of that “risk.” A million families per year in America will not be able to experience the unconditional love of man’s best friend, because Joe Biden hates dogs.

“But don’t Joe and Jill Biden own two dogs, which proves that they are true dog lovers just like real Americans?”

No, not really. That’s just BS propaganda. One of Joe and Jill’s dogs has already been permanently banished from the White House. No matter how many National Park Service or Secret Service employees the dog bit right in the ass, that dog could not satiate its hunger for human flesh. Do you know what kind of dogs behave that way? ABUSED DOGS! I’m not saying that Joe and Jill Biden are dog abusers, but… that’s pretty suspicious to me as a lifelong dog owner.

Remember when Joe Biden broke his foot a few months ago? The excuse for that incident was that Joe Biden had stepped out of the shower dripping wet and grabbed one of his dogs. That’s some bizarre Illuminati **** right there. It’s weird and evil, but I’ll just let everyone draw their own conclusions about that. As a lifelong dog owner, I can honestly say that I’ve never grabbed one of my dogs while nude. But Joe Biden has!

I’ve been around tons of animals my whole life and I can say definitively that dogs are the only animals that love their human companions back unconditionally. Take my word for it: No other animal from horses to guinea pigs, or from cats to cattle, loves us the way that dogs do. No other animal would willingly sacrifice its own life to protect the lives of your children. Read the New Testament passages about Lazarus carefully if you doubt the fact that dogs are a gift from God.

What kind of monster could hate dogs so much that they would deny a million American families per year this gift? What servant of the devil would be willing to condemn a million dogs per year to die in Third World meat markets, just to deny Americans their unconditional love and companionship?

Joe Biden. That’s what kind of monster I’m talking about.