Bill Maher, HBO’s resident liberal court jester, has once again dropped a truth bomb on his own side of the aisle. And this time, he’s comparing the Democratic Party to Sears. Yes, Sears — the once-mighty retail behemoth that now only exists in the dusty memories of suburban malls and abandoned strip centers. According to Maher, if Democrats keep going down the path they’re on, they’re not heading for victory. They’re heading for liquidation.

Now, when a guy like Maher starts sounding like a concerned GOP strategist, Democrats should probably listen. But let’s face it, they won’t. They’re too busy debating whether men can get pregnant and trying to cancel George Washington.

On his show, Maher lamented how the Democratic Party is suffering from a branding crisis so severe, it makes New Coke look like a masterstroke of marketing. “It’s becoming a ghost brand,” Maher warned, likening it to Sears, a company that once had everything, from appliances to auto parts, and now can’t even manage a functioning website. He highlighted the party’s internal divisions, lack of clear messaging, and failure to connect with everyday Americans. Translation? The Democrats are out of touch, out of ideas, and out of time.

Let’s be honest: the only thing the Democrats have successfully united on is their shared hatred of Donald Trump. Beyond that, it’s a grab bag of woke nonsense, climate hysteria, and tax-the-rich slogans scribbled on cardboard signs by 20-year-olds who think Che Guevara was a barista.

This isn’t just political theater. This is a full-blown identity crisis. They’ve turned into a party that can’t decide if it wants to pander to Silicon Valley billionaires, radical socialists, or TikTok influencers. And while they’re busy trying to figure out if banning gas stoves is more important than controlling the border, voters are walking out of the political Sears and heading straight to the America First outlet mall.

Maher’s warning isn’t coming from a place of malice. It’s coming from a man who actually wants to see his side win — or at least function. But instead of recalibrating, the Democrats are doubling down on losing strategies. They’re ignoring kitchen-table issues while obsessing over pronouns. They’re preaching to the coasts while bleeding support in the heartland. And they still can’t figure out why working-class Americans are flocking to Trump like he’s handing out $20 steaks and a tax cut on the side.

And let’s not forget the larger picture. The Democratic Party isn’t just becoming irrelevant. It’s becoming radioactive. Look at their bench. You’ve got Kamala “Word Salad” Harris, Gavin “Hair Gel” Newsom, and Pete “Trains Derail Sometimes” Buttigieg. If that’s the future, then the Democratic brand isn’t just fading. It’s collapsing under its own smug weight.

The truth is, America is moving on. Trump’s return to the Oval Office has reignited the Republican base, re-centered the national conversation on real issues, and reminded voters what leadership looks like. Meanwhile, the Democrats are still out here trying to guilt-trip people into buying $9 oat milk lattes and pretending men can breastfeed.

Maher’s right to be worried. But the damage may already be done. Just like Sears, the Democratic Party once stood for something. Now? It’s just a faded logo, a broken website, and a punchline waiting to happen.

So, to all the blue-stickered Prius drivers out there clinging to their MSNBC talking points: enjoy the nostalgia. Because just like Sears, your party is fast becoming a relic of the past.