Out of all the things that Americans should be talking about right now (out of control border, runaway gas prices, idiots in the Biden State Department bringing us to the brink of war with Russia, etc.), Joe and Jill Biden’s dogs should be pretty low on the list. Who cares about Joe Biden’s dogs when drug cartels are dumping babies in the Rio Grande to escape from the Border Patrol? But it’s the time of Easter in 2021, so maybe it is worth pausing for a sec and considering this. The Resurrection is of course the most important central fact of human history, but the Bible also provides a lot of wisdom about the sorts of people who are qualified to lead others.

Under Biblical qualifications, a leader needs to have good, upstanding moral character. Taking daily nude swims in front of female Secret Service agents or creepily sniffing the hair of little girls would seem to be disqualifying. Likewise, many types of leaders for civic and church roles are required (biblically) to be able to manage their own households. If a person’s household is a catastrophic mess, why should that person be qualified to shepherd and guard the liberties of other families? On that count, Joe Biden’s household is a complete and total failure.

I’ve written previously that Hunter Biden is actually not the “black sheep” of Joe Biden’s extended family. He’s emblematic of the whole bunch. Many members of the Biden clan – brothers, nieces and nephews, kids, etc. – are like a giant hot mess that spilled out of the trailer park and onto the national stage.

They’re never prosecuted for their many petty crimes (the “Big Guy” has too many connections and too much power), but the Biden clan is frequently arrested for stuff that you’d go to jail for: Drunk driving, felony credit card theft, stealing VHS tapes from Blockbuster back when Blockbuster was a thing. These people are a national train wreck. As the patriarch of his family, Joe Biden doesn’t seem to have instilled very good morals and values to his people.

Which brings us to the White House dogs, Champ and Major. The two beasts were already kicked out of the White House once after snarling at, terrorizing and biting at least one staff member. Good grief!

Major got kicked out and sent for some “remedial” obedience training in Delaware. As Twitchy.com notes, that apparently wasn’t enough to satiate Major’s hunger for human flesh. The beast came back and promptly attacked a National Park Service employee at the White House, who needed medical attention.

This could get interesting, because we have a lot of long-standing law when it comes to vicious animals in America, when their owners refuse to control them. Most municipalities in the country – including Washington, DC – have what’s sometimes called a “one free bite rule.” If your dog just bites someone one time, and it is a first offense and it doesn’t send them to the hospital, you’re not liable for damages, pain and suffering, and so on. But Major already used up his “one free bite.”

Now that he’s terrorizing and attacking White House staff again, Joe and Jill Biden could actually be sued by anyone who gets bitten by this animal, which is now proven to have a propensity for rending and tearing human flesh.

The media assured us that having these dogs in the White House was positive proof that Joe Biden is awesome and totally not Donald Trump. The Daily Beast even talked to a pet psychic to see what kind of emanations he was getting from Champ and Major, and what it could tell us about Biden:

“They [Champ and Major] made me feel that he will make a great president. He loves to help people. They described him as being a big softy. He talks to them like they are people.”

See? Joe Biden talks to his dogs like they’re people. And the psychic says the dogs told him Joe is a big softy. Take that, Trumpers!

Pool reporters got super excited at the White House this week over a major breaking news story: Someone pooped on the floor in front of the White House Diplomatic Room. Almost seems like a metaphor for Biden’s foreign policy!

Joe and Jill Biden are obviously not able to manage their household at the White House. Even their pets are a disaster. And that tells us a lot about the kind of “leader” that Joe Biden really is.