Infant mortality in the US has climbed so high in the wake of the COVID mass vaccination experiment that even the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) has finally been forced to admit that something is happening. After decades of infant mortality decreasing, the nation suddenly saw the largest spike in deaths in more than 20 years, which started just after the vaccines were introduced into the population.

Not that the CDC will ever admit it was the shots. Fortunately for the CDC, ABC News came riding to the rescue with the real culprit that is causing so many additional babies to die: Republicans!

Huh? How does that work?

The CDC just announced at the end of October 2023 that infant mortality jumped by 3% in 2022. The year from 2001 to 2002 was the last time that infant mortality increased at all in this country. Other than that, mortality has been declining a little bit every year as healthcare and medical science have advanced. But all of a sudden!

Why would infant mortality and miscarriages suddenly increase in 2022 after so many decades of improvement? We all know the answer.

In August of 2021, the CDC began telling the world that COVID vaccines are safe for women who are pregnant or breastfeeding. Women who were pregnant, breastfeeding, or planning to get pregnant lined up to get the shots. This is the worst emotional manipulation that the government health authorities carried out in the pandemic, by the way.

Expecting mothers and fathers are naturally a little anxious about it when they have a baby on the way. They want to do everything that they can to end up with a healthy baby at the end of the birth. And then here comes the CDC claiming, if you catch COVID-19, your baby could die! You don’t want your baby to die, do you? You’d better take these experimental shots because they are SAFE AND EFFECTIVE.

These monsters knew from the internal documents at Pfizer and Moderna that the shots have a better-than-average chance of inducing miscarriage or stillbirths, and that a vaccinated mother’s breastmilk could make their baby sick or induce death. They knew. They knew well before the CDC started recommending the shots for pregnant women in August of 2021. Then just four months later, we started seeing the first increase in infant mortality in America since 2001.

It jumped 3% in 2022 and then the rate in the first quarter of 2023 climbed another 5% above the 2022 numbers—an 8% increase over a two-year period. That’s according to the CDC’s own numbers.

ABC News, which is brought to you by Pfizer, found the explanation for all this, naturally. It’s not that one obvious thing, though! Something completely different than that one obvious thing is making babies die before and after birth.

The largest increase among any category was in white women. Infant mortality rates rose from 4.36 deaths per 100,000 in 2021 to 9.06 deaths per 100,000 in 2023. The infant mortality rate among whites basically more than doubled after the vaccination campaign, which makes sense because minority groups rightfully refused to trust the government about these shots.

ABC News called up a “health expert” named Dr. Tracey Wilkinson to try to explain away this catastrophe. She started to explain the problem by delivering up a Kamala Harris-style word salad about disparities in healthcare and equity and other liberal BS. Then, she got right to the point that she wanted to make.

Wilkinson claims that more babies are dying because the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade.

“Any pregnancy that is intended and planned tends to be a healthier outcome and healthy infant outcome,” said the so-called health expert. “So, when you remove the ability for people to decide if and when to have families and continue pregnancies, ultimately, you are having more pregnancies continue that don’t have all those factors in place.”

So, there you have it! The conservative-leaning Supreme Court, thanks to three appointments during Donald Trump’s term in office, is why infant mortality has jumped by a massive amount in the last two years. It’s not the fault of that other thing that everyone is thinking. It’s Republicans’ fault.

Thanks for that embarrassingly dumb explanation, ABC News.