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• Roy Cooper Took $200K From Epstein’s Friends and Nobody in the Media Noticed
• Hollywood Lost 30% of Its Jobs and the WSJ Says It’s Becoming Detroit
• Iran Swears They Never Begged for a Ceasefire and Everyone Totally Believes Them
• American Rocket, American Astronauts, American Taxpayers — and NBC Says Don’t Celebrate “As Americans”
• Spain Is Furious at Trump for Investigating a Gang Rape — Not at the Gang Who Did It
• Congress Just Tried to Give Reparations to People Who Broke Into the Country
• A Federal Judge Just Used Eighteen Exclamation Marks to Tell Trump He Can’t Remodel His Own House
• FBI Needed 18 Days to Figure Out the Hezbollah Guy Was Inspired by Hezbollah
• Federal Prosecutors Have 4K Video of Every Idiot Who Threw Concrete at Cops During the ‘No Kings’ Tantrum
• The “No Kings” Crowd Claims 8 Million Protesters and Other Fairy Tales
• Andrew Garfield Confesses His Sins Against Trans People — He Watched a Children’s Wizard Movie
• China Had Your Voter Data for Six Years and Nobody Told You — But the Dominoes Are About to Fall
• Democrats Agree to Fund the TSA And End the Airport Chaos But With One Big Catch