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• Elizabeth Banks Is Worth $50 Million and Can’t Understand Why Women With Mortgages Voted Against $8 Eggs
• A Bunch of Nurses Just Marched in the Streets Demanding We Abolish ICE — Because Apparently ‘Stopping Cartel Fentanyl’ Is Now Considered Unethical Medicine
• China Went From Calling Trump’s Blockade ‘Dangerous’ to Quietly Defanging Iran — And Now Xi Jinping Owes the Man a Hug
• An Obama Judge Went So Far Off the Rails That Other Judges Had to Order Him to Stop Targeting the Trump Administration
• The Intelligence Community Just Exposed Adam Schiff’s Illegal Behavior to Get Trump Impeached — And Now a Grand Jury Is Circling
• China Got Caught Red Handed Arming Iranian Soldiers So They Could Shoot Down American Pilots –Trump Responds
• The New York Times’ Top Columnist Just Admitted on Live TV That He’d Rather America Lose Than Let Trump Win — And Nobody at CNN Even Flinched
• Trump Admin Wins Major Appeal, A Federal Judge Just Slapped Down A Lower Court’s Ruling Against Trump’s Biggest Construction Project to Date
• A Trump Official Wished ‘Happy Easter’ to Her Employees — And Now She’s Being Investigated for Committing Christianity at Work
• An Ohio Creep Used 100 AI Tools to Make Deepfake Porn of Women and Kids — And Melania’s Law Just Nailed Him to the Wall
• An Ohio Creep Used 100 AI Tools to Make Deepfake Porn of Women and Kids — And Melania’s Law Just Nailed Him to the Wall
• Four ‘British Hikers’ Named Ali, Hameed, Ibrahim, and Mohammed Just Got Caught Sneaking Across the Maine Border — With a GoPro Rolling and a Getaway Car Waiting
• The Pro-Hamas Columbia Activist Who Led Anti-Israel Protests Just Got His Pink Slip from America–Guess Where Immigration Officials are Sending Him
• Democrats Are Calling Trump a War Criminal for Bombing Iranian Bridges — Apparently They Forgot Bill Clinton Did It for 78 Straight Days
• NYC’s New Mayor Just Dropped a 375-Page Plan to Sort New Yorkers by Skin Color and Redistribute Their Tax Dollars — And Three Democrat Governors Are Running the Same Playbook