Midget Hitler showed up in the battleground swing state of Pennsylvania to campaign on behalf of Kamala Harris this week. Oh, sorry. I typed “Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky” incorrectly in that first sentence.

Anyway, Midget Hitler signed bombs at a munitions plant, praised Kamala Harris’s foreign policy prowess, and insulted Donald Trump and JD Vance.

Did we mention that Kamala spent taxpayer money to fly Zelensky to Pennsylvania on an Air Force C-17?

Some of us are old enough to remember that using taxpayer resources to try to obtain a political favor from Midget Hitler was an impeachable offense. The rules are different when a Democrat is in the White House, as always.

This was clearly a partisan political stunt in a swing state right before an election, and Kamala Harris spent taxpayer money to pay for Midget Hitler’s trip.

The media and various Democrat politicians followed Midget Hitler around in their usual homoerotic fashion. They all swooned when the diminutive dictator said that Donald Trump was not smart enough to end the Ukraine-Russia war in 24 hours. He also claimed that JD Vance is an extremist.

Midget Hitler also made the outlandish claim that if America allowed Ukraine to lose any territory to Russia, it would lead to the US having to fight World War III against Russia, Iran, and China.

Uh… that’s literally the Biden-Harris foreign policy platform. Getting America into a three-front war against Russia, Iran, and China all at once has been the goal of the uni-party in DC for years.

Hillary Clinton bragged about this in the 2016 election (which she lost by a lot to Trump). These idiots hate America and have been trying to get us into World War III with Russia, Iran, several countries in Africa, and China since Barack Obama was in office.

If you think I’m being too harsh with Midget Hitler, keep in mind that he’s earned America’s scorn. I didn’t care which side won in the early days of the war. I just want what’s best for my own country and aiming a firehose of cash at Ukraine as our own country is going through rampant inflation is extremely stupid. I just wanted the war to end.

But then, Midget Hitler’s soldiers in the Nazi Azov battalion burned Donald Trump in effigy this summer and posted it on social media. EXCUSE ME? You don’t get to burn our president in effigy while you’re standing there with your hand out begging for more of our cash. Since then, I have definitely taken sides.

I want Lord Putin to crush Ukraine into oblivion. Turn the pointless little backwater country into a pile of rubble. I want Putin to go all Conan the Barbarian on these people. I want him to drive his enemies before him and hear the lamentation of their women. And do you know what? I’d be saying the same thing if the Nazi Azov soldiers had burned Joe Biden in effigy. There’s nothing worse than a dog that bites the hand that feeds it.

Some guy from The New Yorker scored one of the only interviews with Midget Hitler. It was as pointless and carefully curated as you might expect. I would have had some different questions for him, such as:

A Ukrainian assassination team is inside the United States right now and is actively hunting Donald Trump to kill him. Did you send them? If it wasn’t you, who else in your government has the authority to do that?

A group of Ukrainian soldiers burned Donald Trump in effigy this past summer. Why didn’t you personally execute them on live TV and follow that up with an apology to the American taxpayers for that brazen act of disrespect, since we’ve been footing the bill for this war?

As president of Ukraine, you make an annual salary of $41,000. Where did you get the money to pay for that luxury resort you bought on the island of Crete?

Same question, different country. Where did you get the money to pay for the former summer luxury estate of Prince Charles and Princess Diana in the UK?

And finally, what did Joe Biden give you in exchange for hiding the evidence of his family’s bribery schemes in Eastern Europe?