Unvaccinated people who survived the most recent winter of severe illness and death should give themselves a pat on the back. We did it! Oh, but guess who has COVID this week? It’s the double vaccinated and double boosted Joe Biden. For some reason, the four mRNA shots that Biden was injected with failed to prevent him from catching the coronavirus.
People were making a big deal of it the day before when Biden casually announced that he had cancer during a speech. Maybe he actually meant to say that he has COVID?
The thing that’s going to be really fascinating to watch is the huge crowd that gathers outside the White House to hold a prayer vigil for the beloved Joe Biden. If you think back to when Donald Trump caught COVID during the 2020 presidential election season, a huge crowd showed up outside the hospital where he stayed for a couple of days. They had banners and signs and MAGA hats and sang “God Bless America” to him.
Just imagine the size of the crowd that’s going to arrive when they find out that the guy who got 81 million votes has COVID!
Then again, LOL-81-Million Biden isn’t exactly the beloved figure that Donald Trump is. (Not that we’re suggesting the 2020 election was rigged or anything.) Biden’s already-record-low approval ratings have crashed to new levels this week. The Real Clear Politics average of all polls in the country has Biden’s approval rating at 36.8%.
Only 24% of Iowans polled this week think Biden should run again in 2024. His approval rating among Hispanic voters has plunged to just 19%. None of the experts saw that as a possibility a couple of months ago. But Joe did it!
The White House is really embarrassed and spinning like crazy now that the quadruple-injected Joe Biden has caught COVID. It was one year ago to the day when Biden announced, “You’re not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations.” That aged well!
White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre became visibly flustered when reporters asked her where Joe Biden caught COVID and who he caught it from:
“Look, I don’t think that matters, right? I think what matters is we prepared for this moment.”
I can think of one person who’s been preparing for this moment! She’s been dropping LEGOs and banana peels in the hallways of the White House ever since she became Biden’s vice president!
Jean-Pierre said that the thing that really matters is that everyone should run out and inject themselves with the same experimental mRNA gene serums that failed to protect Joe Biden from catching COVID. Get the jab, peasants! The only thing Joe Biden’s staff hasn’t done yet is send out the obligatory tweet claiming, “Good thing I’m vaccinated and boosted! Otherwise, it could be so much worse!”
The day before the White House made the announcement, Joe Biden had traveled to Massachusetts with an unmasked delegation that included Senators Elizabeth Warren and Ed Markey, climate dork John Kerry, and Biden climate advisor Gina McCarthy. No word on whether any of them will be quarantining on their private jets for the next few days.
And what was up with that cancer announcement that Biden made during his speech in Massachusetts. He spoke for about 20 minutes and remarked that an oil slick used to appear on his family’s car windshield every time it rained when he was young. Biden said that this was the reason why he, and so many other people from Delaware, have cancer.
Was that the dementia talking? Did he mean to say he has COVID instead of cancer? What is wrong with this guy?
The one thing we know with certainty is that this is truly the happiest day of Kamala Harris’s life. Joe Biden is close to a million years old and no matter how vaxed and boosted he is, he’s in the most at-risk age group when it comes to coronavirus. After the mess that Biden has put the country in, can you imagine a less qualified person than Kamala Harris to step in and take charge? Heaven help us.