President Donald Trump is running for reelection in 2024, as confirmed in an interview with New York Magazine last week. The only remaining question is whether he will launch the campaign before or after the 2022 midterms.
Knowing this, it’s now fair game to wonder who will be running against the Republican nominee for president. We know it won’t be the doddering old man currently occupying the White House. He can’t even ride a bicycle without flopping on the ground these days. So, who’s it going to be?
Michelle Obama is weirdly an odds-on favorite among Democrat voters. Fine. Let’s start vetting her. One researcher has uncovered something strange about Michelle Obama’s past and… now I have questions.
First, just a word to the 14 remaining Democrat voters working at MSNBC who think that Joe Biden is going to run in 2024 and be the nominee. He’s not running. He physically and mentally can’t do it. Stop embarrassing yourselves like this.
We know he’s not running because we now have it confirmed that Joe Biden wasn’t even fit to run in 2020. Tucker Carlson has reported, based on the testimony of a person who was in the room and witnessed it, that Joe Biden had to be doped to the gills before every public appearance.
There’s been some success in controlling dementia patients with barbiturates, and clinical research supports that idea so Tucker’s not out of bounds to suggest as much. Joe Biden was supposedly like a toddler before Doctor Jill Biden administered the drugs to him before public appearances. There’s no reason to believe that Joe Biden is not doped to the gills today as well. Anyway, he’s not going to be the nominee.
Which brings us to the weirdness of the idea that Michelle Obama could somehow become the Democrat nominee for president in 2024. To be fair, the only way I see that happening is if Michelle Obama gets all the primary debate questions ahead of her opponents and is allowed to read them off a teleprompter. She’s terrible in off-the-cuff discussions and not particularly bright. She didn’t get into Harvard like her husband, and it shows whenever she speaks.
But there is a major pipe dream out there that Michelle Obama is going to run and that she is somehow a threat to Donald Trump. But there’s one strange theory about Michelle Obama that has been floating around about her for years. One researcher decided to do some digging into Michelle’s backstory, and he decided to look into those claims – specifically, the claims that Michelle Obama is actually a man.
Filmmaker Joel Gilbert obtained Michelle Obama’s original voter registration card from Illinois from back in 1994. Voter registration cards are public records in Illinois and anyone who wants can look them up and obtain them through records requests. You have to wonder why no one in the Republican Party doing oppo research on the Obamas ever looked this document up in 2008 or 2012, when Barack ran for president and then reelection. The oddity that he found is that in the box for “Sex” on the form, Michelle Obama circled the M for male, instead of the F for female.
Gilbert dismisses this as a clerical error. He then goes to great lengths to explain that Michelle Obama is a woman and not a man, and that she’s never been a man, and yadda yadda yadda. But I think there are some other possible explanations for why she circled the M instead of the F.
All these questions speculating about Michelle Obama, of course, stem from a comment that Joan Rivers made about her: “You know Michelle is a tranny. A trans-gen-der. We all know.” A lot of people then assumed that Michelle is a man, following that video of her dancing on the Ellen DeGeneres Show in which she appeared have something large flopping around in her dress.
I’m not convinced that Michelle Obama is a man, and I think Rivers may have been hinting at something different. (Rivers never clarified her remarks, because she died in surgery a couple of months later.) Michelle Obama was registered to vote as a man for 14 years, and only switched her registration to F for Female in 2008 when Barack ran for president.
Not that I’m judging, but doesn’t a more logical explanation for this oddity seem like Michelle is actually a biological woman, who identifies as a man? Maybe she’s one of those “transgender men” who can get pregnant. As for what might be flopping around under her dress, I leave it to the readers to speculate about what a trans man might wear as part of her “lived experience.” The whole thing is weird, but it would explain why Barack Obama has always been so fascinated with transgenders.
One thing is for certain: When rumors like this start floating around again, we’re definitely entering another presidential election season!