If you attack Dr. Anthony Fauci, you are attacking Science itself. That’s according to Fauci, a guy who actually keeps a large painting of himself on the wall of his home office, next to his computer. It’s also according to nearly the entire mainstream media. You’re not allowed to criticize Anthony Fauci, because that makes you a bad person. And there’s no one worse, the hot sidewalk garbage media in America reassures us, than Senator Rand Paul (R-KY).

Sen. Paul has dared to make the outlandish claim that Fauci paid grant money to the Chi-Coms in Wuhan to conduct the gain-of-function mad scientist experiments on bat coronaviruses that created – and caused – the COVID-19 pandemic.

Keen observers might have noticed over the years that Dr. Anthony Fauci is a bureaucrat who works in an office building at the National Institutes of Health (NIH). The anti-science Kentucky yokel Rand Paul, on the other hand, is a practicing medical doctor. He donates his time to travel to Third World countries and perform life-changing eye surgeries on poor blind children. Rand Paul is like the living embodiment of one of those feel-good Christmas movies that makes you cry tears of joy in the end. But compared to MR. SCIENCE Fauci, Rand Paul is like a superstitious witch doctor or something, according to the media.

Rand Paul has had multiple epic shouting matches with Fauci in oversight hearings, on everything from the stupidity of wearing two masks to whether or not Fauci paid the Chinese to create COVID. This infuriates the mainstream media talking heads, who you just know have some of those Fauci prayer candles at home.

Let’s review how the media fact checkers treated Rand Paul when he confronted Fauci a couple of months ago over cutting the checks that paid for COVID.

On MSNBC, anchor Ayman Mohyeldin said that Rand Paul was “baselessly insinuating that Dr. Fauci [is] somehow responsible for the COVID virus.” Mohyeldin added, “Is this a good faith vaccine messaging campaign, or are party leaders still feeding into these conspiracy theories?”

On CNN, Jake Tapper accused Rand Paul of “spreading misinformation” to “really just undermine everything [Fauci] ever says, almost accusing him of crimes.”

Jeff Bezos’ blog, sometimes referred to as the Washington Post, rushed to the rescue of Fauci as well. Their fact checking division declared that Rand Paul was lying, because China said the virus came from nature. Bezos’ blog gave Sen. Paul “Two Pinochios,” stating that there was smoke to his claims but “no fire.”

Leftwing PolitiFact declared Rand Paul’s accusations against MR. SCIENCE to be a conspiracy theory. They wrote, “There is no evidence that the coronavirus was made in a lab. The overwhelming consensus among public health experts is that the virus evolved naturally.”

No evidence. Conspiracy theory. Misinformation. Baseless insinuation.

Oh, but wait. There’s been an update to this story!

After Anthony Fauci and other tip-top bureaucrats at the NIH testified under oath before the Senate, and declared to Rand Paul that he was a lying conspiracy kook who didn’t know what he was talking about, AND stated that they had never-ever-ever sent grants to Wuhan to pay for crazy mad scientist horseshoe bat coronavirus gain-of-function research… The NIH suddenly corrected its testimony this week.

Realizing that they were probably going to be hit with perjury accusations, the shills at the NIH admitted, that, well, actually, you see… the funny thing is… they did send American taxpayer money to that lab in Wuhan in the form of grants to pay for crazy mad scientist horseshoe bat coronavirus gain-of-function research. Oops.

That’s such a stunning turnaround that it’s surprising they didn’t also add that the laptop was really Hunter Biden’s. MR. SCIENCE Fauci and other top officials at the NIH sat there in front of the Senate under oath and lied right to their faces. The playing-for-the-other-team mainstream media jumped all over Sen. Rand Paul, instead of doing even some basic research to look into that question.

They called Rand Paul a conspiracy theorist and even insinuated that he’s a racist against Chinese people for “smearing” Fauci. How long do you suppose it will be before they correct all of their “fact checks” on this story and apologize to Sen. Rand Paul?