I’m probably going to be accused of “defending” New York Governor Andrew Cuomo (D) for writing this, but Joe Biden is a way bigger pervert and serial offender with women and children than Cuomo is. If Joe Biden didn’t have a piece of Swiss cheese for a brain these days, he’d probably say that Andrew Cuomo is too shy and awkward with the ladies. The attacks against Cuomo are coming fast and furious. Everyone from Joe and Kamala to Planned Parenthood is calling for Cuomo to resign. So… why does Joe Biden get a pass for this from all of the same people? The stuff that Biden has done on camera and in the public eye is far, far worse!
New Yorks’ Attorney General has publicly accused Cuomo of sexually harassing and/or committing sexual battery against 11 women. Sexual battery in New York is defined as the unwanted touching of another person’s breasts, buttocks or genitals. Looking through the complaints, it appears that Cuomo did touch the breasts and buttocks of a few of the women. One of the women accused Cuomo of making eye contact with her and flirting. Uh…
Oh, good grief. Okay, I am going to defend Andrew Cuomo against that one. Sorry, “Victim #8,” but if that’s the new standard for sexual harassment, the human race is doomed. But the rest of the women don’t sound totally crazy.
So, ten women have credibly accused Cuomo of being too touchy-feely and gross in a criminal manner (even though Cuomo has not been criminally charged). That number is way lower than Joe Biden’s victim count! Let’s review!
There’s an annual Christmas party held at the Vice-Presidential residence in Washington, DC. The party is for the sitting VP, the VP’s Secret Service detail and their dates, and some other staffers. During Barack Obama and Joe Biden’s first term, a Secret Service agent had to be grabbed and held back from punching Joe Biden in the chops. During picture time with Biden and the Secret Service agents and their wives or girlfriends, Joe Biden allegedly grabbed the furious agent’s girlfriend by the boob. Right there in front of DOCTOR Jill Biden and everyone else.
That Secret Service agent was reassigned – and the annual Christmas party was canceled until 2017 when Mike Pence became the new VP. All of the agents on Biden’s detail were fed up with Creepy Joe grabbing their wives and/or girlfriends by their breasts or buttocks. As creepy and grabby as Joe Biden is on congressional picture days, imagine how bad he is when he’s at home and has a few glasses of wine in him.
Remember that story about Joe Biden’s hairy legs? You know, the hairy legs that turn blond in the sun, which black children love to touch in the pool? Yeah.
Joe Biden has always been an avid swimmer. But when he’s not in a public pool allowing black children to touch his hairy legs, Joe Biden likes to take it all off. He swims totally naked. (Or at least he used to. They probably don’t let him anywhere near a pool these days.)
And the vice president’s Secret Service detail has to be near him at all times to protect him. Yeesh. When Biden was Obama’s vice president, female Secret Service agents used to beg to be reassigned. Some probably threatened suicide. Can you imagine being forced to stand nearby while guarding an elderly nudist pervert while he goes for his daily swim? That’s what it was like for the agents on Joe’s protection detail.
Plus, we’ve all seen the countless videos and photos of Joe Biden grabbing women and small children uncomfortably on picture days. He clearly and visibly grabbed the breast of Defense Secretary Ash Carter’s wife that one time. One of the little girls that he grabbed in the chest area years ago is all grown up today; on social media last week, she revealed that Joe Biden actually grabbed her nipple. (She looked like she was about 6 years old when it happened.)
Andrew Cuomo’s list of victims pales in comparison to the trail of tears that Predator Joe has left in his wake. And that doesn’t even take into account Tara Reade’s credible rape accusation against Joe. There must be more to this Andrew Cuomo story than we’re hearing in the official narrative from the media. Cuomo is creepy and gross, but Biden has hurt far more women and little girls over the course of his career. Why is Creepy Joe getting a pass?