One of the problems that the Trump administration has run into during the mass deportations is that the home countries of foreigners don’t want them back. They released these people from insane asylums and prisons so they could dump them in Springfield, Ohio. Why should they take them back? Fortunately, President Trump’s team has been negotiating deals with third countries that have agreed to take the deportees. The first planeload of deported illegals landed in Rwanda a few days ago.

It was a small group, but we’ve got to start somewhere! Seven illegal aliens from Africa are now back on their home continent. The government there says that three of them want to move back to their home countries, but the other four are going to try to make a go of it in Rwanda. Another planeload of about 250 illegals from Africa should arrive soon.

The fact that millions of illegals made their way into America from Africa is proof that these people were never refugees. Under US law, and UN refugee rules, a refugee is supposed to flee their home country and ask for asylum in the very next country they arrive in. If you cross the Atlantic Ocean to South America and then tramp through 13 countries to arrive at the US, you’re not a “refugee” in any sense of the word. These people have to go back.

The Trump administration has also reached a third country agreement with Uganda. That’s great news for the Democrat Party’s newest poster boy, “Maryland Man!” Kilmar Abrego-Garcia, the illegal alien drug slinger, human trafficker, and MS-13 gang banger, is somehow back in the United States after being deported.

A federal judge insisted that Garcia could not be deported to his home country of El Salvador, which had already agreed to house him in a super-max prison for the rest of his life. The Trump administration’s response to this was hilarious.

“Fine. We’ll send him to Uganda!”

In the latest chapter of this boring saga, Garcia held a press conference in which he needed a translator to speak for him. The translator complained that Garcia doesn’t want to be deported to Uganda, because he doesn’t speak the language.

Um…

While more than 70 different dialects are spoken in Uganda, the only two official languages are Swahili and… English.

Garcia has been sex trafficking women and children and slinging dope in the United States for the past decade that he’s been here illegally. Heaven only knows what other crimes that he hasn’t been caught committing. And he never bothered to learn to speak the English language.

Somehow, I feel like this is not my problem.

Look, Democrats, this is only going to end one way. Maryland Man has gotta go. He’s getting deported one way or another. It doesn’t matter how many more weepy press conferences you hold for him. He won’t be sticking around to debate Gavin Newsom in the 2028 Democrat primaries. He’s already gone.

Even if they manage to stop the Trump administration from deporting Maryland Man to Uganda, there are other options. Trump has now brokered deals with a dozen other countries that have agreed to take in our deportees. They could also send Maryland Man to South Sudan, which sounds nice.

Eswatini is another option. That sounds like one of those fake African countries, like in those Eddie Murphy movies, but it’s actually real! Eswatini is a tiny, landlocked nation that’s sandwiched between South Africa and Mozambique. King Mswati and Queen Mother Ntfombi have reached an agreement with President Trump to take in illegal aliens that other countries don’t want.

I’m sure they’ll take great care of Kilmar Garcia! Even though Maryland Man struggles to learn foreign languages, he should have no trouble picking up the Eswatini national anthem, “Nkulunkulu Mnikati wetibusiso tema Swati.”

The Trump administration has also just announced the termination of Temporary Protected Status that Joe Biden had granted to illegal aliens from Afghanistan, Cameroon, Haiti, Honduras, Nepal, Nicaragua, and Venezuela. That’s more than 500,000 people who no longer have the right to stay and work in the US, and who now have to leave. The dogs and cats of Springfield will finally be safe again!