One of the greatest gifts that Tucker Carlson ever gave to America was nicknaming Stormy Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti the “Creepy Porn Lawyer,” or “CPL” for short.

CPL is currently serving a 20-year sentence for extorting money from companies and embezzling funds from his former clients. Because that’s what extortionists deserve in America, unless they extort Donald Trump. Anyway, CPL apparently has access to his Twitter account in prison, and he’s been blabbing about the New York “case” against Trump. Even CPL now admits it was all BS.

You probably remember that CPL was a liberal media darling for about 15 minutes during Trump’s first term in office. People at CNN and MSNBC thought that CPL should run for president against Trump in 2020. Some female talk show hosts openly expressed their love for the Creepy Porn Lawyer. It was kind of gross. Now the media is embarrassed by him, since CPL is in prison for 20 years.

It looks like CPL must be in one of those really soft prison complexes, since he’s still on Twitter. (Do inmates just get to use social media these days? Kind of defeats the purpose of prison if they can communicate with everyone in the outside world at the touch of a button.)

Back on February 9, CPL tweeted, “The 2 biggest impediments to a conviction of Trump over the hush money payment are 1) Michael Cohen’s 15 months of lies during 2017-18 when he called me a liar and claimed it was entirely his idea and Trump knew nothing and 2) his recent TV interviews for his own ego.”

That’s an interesting and partly truthful statement. But here’s the deal: Michael Cohen wasn’t lying for the 15 months when he said the hush money payment was his idea. Trump really didn’t know anything about it.

Cohen waived his attorney-client privilege with his defense lawyer, who said on Monday night that if Cohen had had any information he could give up to stab Trump in the back to save his own skin, he would have done so. But Michael Cohen had NOTHING on Trump. In his recent TV interviews, Cohen is now claiming that Trump knew everything. The guy is a proven liar who contradicts himself all the time, so CPL’s observation that Cohen is some sort of star witness is accurate. Cohen is a mediocre dud and a proven liar.

CPL also sent out a couple of great tweets last week that are worth reprinting.

First, he tweeted, “Attorney Joe Tacopina is no Rudy Giuliani/Sydney Powell. The guy knows his way around a criminal courtroom. He will destroy Michael ‘Dumb as a Box of Rocks’ Cohen on the stand, especially seeing as Cohen publicly lied for 15 months and now won’t stop talking on TV.”

In a second tweet that same day, CPL noted, “There are many critical facts and pieces of evidence (texts, emails, etc.) relating to the hush money scandal that have yet to see the light of day. And they will unfortunately be very damaging to the prosecution if Trump stands trial. At this point, you simply can’t build a case on the testimony of Cohen & Stormy Daniels.”

This is another the-walls-are-closing-in nothing-burger. Washington, DC, the two political parties, and the Deep State are so corrupt that they will do anything to try to destroy one of the greatest presidents America has ever had. They hate Donald Trump with a deep, seething passion because he exposes just how mediocre, dishonest, greedy and weak the rest of them are.

Trump never knew about the Stormy Daniels/CPL extortion attempt against him. They went to Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen, and Cohen paid them off with Trump’s money. The Federal Election Commission investigated all of this years ago and determined that no campaign finance laws had been violated. Imagine walking across the street and getting hit by a car, and then 8 years later the cops charge you with hit-and-run for damaging someone’s bumper with your hip. That’s what charging Trump in this case would be like.

Donald Trump was a victim in this case from the very start, and Stormy Daniels and Michael Cohen deserve to be in jail cells next to CPL as far as I’m concerned. They stole money from Trump in an extortion scheme that Trump knew nothing about. This case will never hold up in court. But Democrats are going to wreck the country trying anyway.