Americans have been fighting against an internal communist revolution since January 20, 2009—the date that Barack Obama was sworn in. Honest historians quickly realized that the violent, psychotic rhetoric of everyone in the Obama administration was going to lead to a political assassination culture. That day has definitely arrived. Two state lawmakers in Minnesota and their spouses were shot in targeted political attacks over the weekend. A state Representative and her husband were killed, and a state Senator and his wife were wounded.
State Rep. Melissa Hortman (DFL) and her husband, Mark, were shot and killed inside their home in Brooklyn Park, MN. State Sen. John Hoffman (DFL) and his wife, Yvette, were wounded in a separate attack at their home in Camplin. All four shootings were carried out by the same assassin.
Minnesota’s Democrat Governor, Tampon Tim (Walz), immediately ran to the television cameras and implied that some rogue MAGA warrior had shot up a bunch of Democrat politicians. Tampon Tim called the shootings “politically targeted assassinations.”
As soon as Tim Walz said this, every MAGA voter in the country was thinking the same thing:
“Should we tell him? We kinda want to tell him!”
We hate to laugh about a story regarding political assassinations. It’s awful that people got shot and killed in Minnesota over the weekend. But we all knew where this story was headed.
The accused shooter turned out to be… a very close associate of Tim Walz named Vance Boelter. Walz had appointed the alleged assassin to the Governor’s Workforce Board of Development in 2019.
When Boelter was identified as the suspect, authorities launched the largest manhunt in Minnesota history to catch him. Boelter’s wife was caught trying to flee the state. She had a gun, ammunition, a bunch of cash, some luggage, and multiple passports in the car.
Mrs. Boelter was a Tim Walz staffer!
Boelter, the accused assassin, dressed up as a creepy police officer in a latex mask to carry out the attacks. Police found three AK-47s, a handgun, another disassembled firearm, a ballistic vest, and pamphlets for something called the “No Kings” protests in the trunk of his car.
I’m not even sure what that “No Kings” thing was supposed to be. They had one in my town. It looked like a special event where they let the nursing home patients outside for an hour so they could get some sunshine and wave at passing cars. It’s good to keep their minds active when they’re that age.
Anyway, police also found a manifesto in the trunk of Boelter’s car. They’ll obviously never release it to the public, but the manifesto contained the names of 70 people—mainly Democrats and a couple of pro-life activists—who Boelter allegedly planned to kill.
The people on the list included US Sen. Tina Smith (D-MN), Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN), and accused wife-beater and current Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison (D). If you’re wondering why a Democrat would want to kill so many other Democrats, it’s because that’s how communist revolutions always work.
Anyone who isn’t communism-ing hard enough gets a dose of communism in the back of the head.
When the Bolshevik Revolution started in Russia, they didn’t stop after they’d killed all the tsars and rich people. They killed the Christians, the Jews, the Leninists, the Menscheviks, and the this-, that-, and other-scheviks.
State Rep. Melissa Hortman was the lone Democrat in the Minnesota House who voted with Republicans the other day against a Tim Walz plan. The plan was to provide all illegal aliens in Minnesota with taxpayer-funded healthcare. Mrs. Hortman realized that the plan would bankrupt Minnesota’s state government, so she voted with the GOP to stop it.
A few days later, she and her husband were dead. That sent a message to every moderate Democrat in the country: Fall out of line with the Revolution, and we will come to your house and kill you.
The leaders of the Democrat Party spent the last decade encouraging this revolution. They encouraged violence against Donald Trump and MAGA voters.
So, don’t come crying to us about this mess you made, Democrats. Many of us tried to warn you that this was going to happen. This was exactly what y’all wanted, and now you’ve got it.
Remember when Joe Biden gave the opening speech for The Purge and Americans needed to banish half of American voters and the media thought his speech was awesome?
That was 2022.
But I digress. Tell me again how Trump is Hitler. pic.twitter.com/wg1e2AxYIx
— David Chavous (@DACDAC4DAC) February 9, 2025
