Wow, this Kamala Harris campaign is taking off like gangbusters! Everyone loves her! She’s leading in nearly every poll and her campaign events are drawing HYUUGE crowds! President Trump is afraid to debate her!

If you believe any of this, you should probably stop getting drunk by 10 a.m. every day like Kamala Harris allegedly does.

The Harris campaign has been caught red-handed using artificial intelligence (AI) and other dirty tricks to pretend that she has huge support from the American people.

The Harris campaign released a video of Kamala and her running mate, Tampon Tim, arriving at the airport for an Arizona event. As they are walking down the steps from Air Force Two, they are greeted by a massive crowd of ecstatic supporters.

One white man is getting such an erotic thrill that he’s jumping up and down, waving both arms frantically, as he tries to get their attention. Everyone in the massive crowd is holding up their phone to record the historic event.

But it’s fake.

Internet sleuths quickly noticed that all the phone screens were black. Everyone in the crowd was holding up their phone, but no one was recording anything. That’s because none of the people were actually there.

AI is getting capable of making some interesting artwork. Some of the digital “paintings” it can create are downright pretty. But there’s one thing that AI still struggles with. That’s generating accurate videos of large crowds of people at scale. It can come close to creating a believable crowd, but there are telltale signs that you’re looking at digital fakery.

The black phone screens, for example. If you go back and watch the Michigan “rally” that Kamala held and look closely, there are many people behind her who have six fingers and warped faces. One guy in the “crowd” in Arizona had four arms. Those are the types of mistakes that AI makes when it tries to generate a fake crowd.

The most damning evidence from the video of Harris/Walz arriving in Arizona is the side of the plane. They’ve got Air Force Two spruced up and looking extra shiny for the campaign. You can see your reflection on it. When Harris and Walz are walking down the steps, the only thing showing in the reflection off the plane is the empty tarmac and an airplane hangar.

The crowd was never there. The AI isn’t quite sophisticated enough to create reflections of the people on the side of the plane. It’s close, but it’s fake.

They have to fabricate support for Kamala Harris because no one likes her. Just a few weeks ago, everyone was talking about the need for Joe Biden to pick a new running mate if he was to have any hope of beating Trump. Every poll was showing that she had even less support than Joe Biden in a head-to-head matchup.

But now she’s suddenly leading in the polls? Don’t believe it for a second!

Back in 2016, President Trump never led Hillary Clinton in any national poll. On election day, every polling wizard was claiming there was a 95% chance that Crooked Hillary would be the next president. It turned out that all the polling outfits were more heavily sampling Democrat voters and under-sampling Republicans. They’re doing the same thing now.

Meanwhile, several independent journalists are reporting that Kamala Harris has a bad day-drinking habit that the DNC is trying to keep covered up until after the election. That’s why she sounds like a moron every time she speaks and she’s not on the teleprompter. Which is kind of hilarious.

“My name is Kamala Harris. My pronouns are she/her. I am a woman sitting at a table and I am wearing a blue suit.”

“Your data is in the cloud, which is above us!” (While pointing at the sky.)

“I’m a b*tch! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!”

Drunk Karen would like to speak to your manager.

As for the Harris campaigns claims that Donald Trump is afraid to debate her… seriously?

Didn’t the very last person to debate Donald Trump end up dropping out of the race? How is ¡Jeb! Bush’s political career going? Or John Kasich’s? Or Rick Santorum’s? Or Rick Perry’s? Or Carly Fiorina’s? Or George Pataki’s? Or Bobby Jindal’s?

Donald Trump DESTROYS the political careers of people on the debate stage. It’s laughable to claim that he’s afraid to debate Kamala.

Before the debate that ended Joe Biden’s career, Trump was insisting that both candidates take a drug test. He should demand that both candidates take a breathalyzer before the next one.

By the way, here’s a reminder of how popular Kamala Harris was at a 2020 campaign event in Arizona when she rolled into town before AI was able to fake entire crowds. No one showed up: